Le'mar.....And His...Life?

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Funniest Conversation Ever.
  • Boy: Damn babe, would you like to know the things I would do to you?
  • Girl: Nah, I just ate.
  • Boy: Aww, why not?
  • Girl: Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not interested..
  • Boy: Well bitch I'ma tell you anyway.......

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the ceiling is moving. I’ve been watching for about 15 minutes. #thathigh

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I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle. #ThatHigh

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“I’d be scared of calling 911 for anything because they tape those phone calls. You know that shit’s private.” :

THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:

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Via `Im Not Who You Think I Am. .
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I just spent 5 minutes trying to put in eye drops when I realized I was wearing glasses the whole time. #Thathigh


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Just realized that “weed” backwards spells “unicorn”. If you checked that briefly, then youre as high as I am. lmfao

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There’s always that moment of getting that high when you realize…”Wow….. I’m baked.” #imthere

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They say we only use 10% of our brain. Well then I can kill 90% of it without having to worry. #thathigh

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I saw a turtle on the road coming home from school today. Turtle looked fucking enormous. It was like a huge beautiful turtle. After staring at it for a while, I start to think that this turtle is a metaphor. Its like “I’m trapped inside this shell, and this shell sucks and society is keeping me in there with all these rules.” Then I realize its just a normal fucking turtle. #Thathigh

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Tried to drink water but felt bad that I was drowning my tongue. #Thathigh

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That awkward moment when you come home baked and your mom knows your high and makes you confuse yourself by asking 2398 questions….. #thathigh

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When you creep round the house like a ninja because you know where every creek is and don’t want to wake up your parents. #thathigh

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